Week 6A - Yearly Awards

It is now time for the Briggsy awards. I think the most interusting part of the class was the final project. I had a lot of fun doing it. I dont remember the hardest i laughed in class but it was probably at hish singing the into the west song. The most usefull thing i learned to know in the real world is probably that some of those stories of our early country arent true. The best thing about Briggs as a teacher is that he is awsome and at least level 100. Biggs could make this class better by adding on a unit about unicorns.

Week 5A - Dumb Laws

Today we are righting about dumb laws. I’ll be talking about laws from Texas. This first one isn’t exactly a law but Texas created a program to try to control the weather. That’s just crazy and I’m pretty sure impossible. It is also illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. That’s an easy way to get lots of people arrested. Homosexual behavior is also a misdemeanor offence. It’s also illegal to milk another persons cow. None of these laws (except for the milking the cow one) really make since to me. They are just crazy.

Week 4A - Dollar Dollar Bills Ya'll!

If I had $5,000,000 I would put at least $3,000,000 in bank accounts. I would pay some money for Nintendo to make me a custom old school super Mario bros. game. I would want it to be supper hard and fun. I would also probably try to start my own Chinese fast food chain. I would also buy a game system that had every game made for every system up until about the 6th generation consoles. I would also buy a ninja costume except a real one. I would also probably want a katana with that. I might also make a large donation to Sega for them to continue the Dream Cast or to make a new system.

Week 3A - If I Were A...

If I were a type of music I would be classic rockcountrymetaltechnopop. This is because I am very unique. I also like to listen to all kinds of music so I couldn’t choose just one. In this style of music there would be lots of guitars, two to three lead singers, lots of backing singers, a couple drum sets, a couple key boards, a synthesizer, and a banjo. On certain songs there would also be an electric banjo and occasionally a violin. There would also occasionally be comedy songs in this genre that made fun of Green Day and other horrible bands.

Week 2A - A Star is Born

If I had to star in a movie it would be an awesome movie with lots of fight sequences, ninjas, summaries, guns, helicopters, armies, aliens, explosions, grenades, rocket launchers, fast cars, space ships, knights, rock and roll guitar duels with Eddie Van Halen, a banjo duel with the devil, werewolves, bigfoot, the loch ness monster, kung fu fighting scenes, a scene where I train with some awesome old dude in China, and boat chaces. It would costar Arnald Schwarzenegger, Edie Van Halen, Liam Neeson, and the ghost of Bruce Lee. I would film it in Antarctica, China, Africa, Australia, and other places. It would be the best movie ever.

Week 1A - What a Fright!

Today I am supposed to write about the scariest experience of my life. This story probably doesn’t sound scary to most people, but to me it was the scariest thing ever. It happened a long time ago when I was very very young. I don’t remember my exact age. I was walking home from the library with my grandma. She saw a dead owl and decided to show me. I saw it and thought it was like a giant pinecone or something and so I ran up to it. I saw it was really a dead bird and I don’t know why but it scared the crap out of me. Because of that I was terrified of dead birds until I was like 13. Till this day I get a weird feeling in my stomach and my skin starts to feel all crawly like there’s spiders on me when I see dead birds. I hate dead birds.

Week 8 - Gothic Garb

My favorite costume ever was this alien costume. It was very realistic and looked way cool. People seemed to like it a lot. The only problem with it is that if you stay in it to long the eyes will fog up and it gets hard to see. Another good memory I have of that costume is when I wore it to band camp. Me and Michael Roy (who was in a mask also) Went running around the hallways screaming for no reason at all. I also always loved making jack-o-lanterns when I was younger. I haven’t been doing that the last few years but this year me and some of my friends might.

Week 7 - Grizzly You

If I were to become a transcendentalist and go live in the wild for six months, I would go to Narnia. I would be able to hang out with all kinds of unicorns and other weird animals. The animals there can also talk so I can be sure to only hang out with the nice ones who won’t eat me. I’m pretty sure there are dodo birds in Narnia also. I do love dodo birds. I would think there would be a good mixture of plants there. There would probably even be some plants I have never seen before. That would defiantly be the coolest place to go.

Week 6 - Offend Nobody

Censorship is all over. The place I think that it is in the most is music. It is n all kinds of music. They also generally censor books and news papers. You will occasionally find a swear word in a book. I do not really care if they censor stuff. A lot of people throw a big fit about all this censoring stuff but I really don’t care either way. They also censor video games and T.V. Once again this doesn’t bother me at all. They also verbally censor kids at school. Swearing isn’t allowed. They also censor magazines too.

Week 5 - One More Day

If I had only one day to live, first I would eat two or three deluxe breakfasts from McDonalds. Then I would probably go skydiving or something. I would try to get my hands on some unreleased video games I’ve wanted to play. I would also hang out with all my friends for one last time. I would want to ride an ostrich. I would eat steak for lunch. I would want to ride lots of roller coasters. I would release one last song with my awesome band with Hish and Kamren. For dinner I would have one of everything put on a table and I would feast. I would then travel back in time, punch John Wilks Booth in the face, save Steve Erwin, and then I would die.

Week 4 - Must See TV

If I had to make a T.V. show I would make it revenge of the hobos. Every week we would find a random hobo off the street and have them do random stuff. We would mostly have them run around and cause chaos by beating people up, breaking stuff, and whatever else raises the ratings. I would also put a unicorn in the show by taping a horn to a white horses head. I wouldn’t put any stars in it, I would use all unknown random people. I would also give the contestant a prize. I would give the hobo a monkey to carry around also. This show would be awesome.

Week3 - ???

Mr. Brigs forgot to upload what we were supposed to write about on his blog so I will type random stuff until I get up to over 100 words. Today I have Detroit Rock City by Kiss stuck in my head. I have that catchy bass line and the solo stuck in my head. I brought my guitar to cross country yesterday. Cameron sang a few Three Days Grace songs he told me to learn how to play and Brady sang Tribute with me. It was pretty awesome. We also started singing My Girl with some kids from the other team. When I was running by the soccer field my bestest buddy Noah, and some other kids whose names aren’t of the most importance at the moment, talked to me and cheered me on. I cant wait to go eat at Monicals tonight that sounds super yummy right now.

Week 2 - My Animal

If I had to compare myself to an animal it would be the unicorn. I picked the unicorn because it does not always like to be around people, it is fast, majestic, and it is very beautiful. Kind of reminds you of me hey? If I was a unicorn I could also use my magical powers to fly around everywhere which would be downright awesome. I could also live in the magical rainbow kingdom and hang out with my unicorn homies all day. I would mostly eat grass and plants and stuff but I would occasionally eat like a monkey or two. That’s what animal I would be.

Week 1 - A Special Meeting

If I had the ability to meet anyone from any timeframe ever I would meet Michael Jackson. I would ask him all kinds of questions. The first one would be were you murdered? My next one would be “What were you planning to do on your comeback tour”? Then I would ask “Were you planning another hit album”? I would also ask him if Annie is okay (but I already know the answer to that one). I would probably have him teach me some dance moves too. I would ask him weather he liked his or Alien Ant Farm’s version of Smooth Criminal better. I would tell him that many people miss him also. That’s what I’d say.