Blog 5: Five Senses, Minus One

Five Senses, Minus One

I thought long and hard about this during the weekend. I do not know how but this exact same topic came up during Sunday school. I would probably give up smell. Not because I do not like it or do not use it but just because it is the one I use the least and would be, I think, the easiest to live without. I would not be able to smell my favorite smells any more, like burning leaves or raspberry cobbler, but I think that would be better than not being able to see, hear, taste or feel. I would not want to lose being able to see because seeing is how I learn best and my imagination would drive me insane since I could not see anything. I would not want to lose hearing because then I could not hear music or peoples voices, plus this is another way I learn. For taste I am sorry but I just need to taste my food and what I am drinking just because. But a good fact of not being able to taste is that you would not care what you ate so you could always eat healthy. For touch it would make it hard for me to play my guitar or video games and you just could not feel anything and I think it would just be easier to live without smell. It would defiantly make life way different though without any one of these.

Blog 4: Reality TV

Reality TV

If I had to make a reality TV show I would make it about a school probably Olympia. I would have them run around and film random stuff. I would pay some kids to get in trouble all the time and do stupid stuff to make it entrusting. I would also make sure there are some good fights in the show. We would also have to make it look like the food was horrible. There would also have to be a lot of footage of Mr. Lootens driving around on his gator. There would also need to be some good food fights and some good pranks too. I guess they could film the middle school too. I would also hire that guy off of Worlds Scariest Police Videos to narrate when we need a narrator just because he is cool. I would also put my buddy Noah in it too. I would also want some footage of the school cop chasing down trouble makers and handcuffing them. Also maybe tazing them if they deserve it. I would probably cut out most of the actual learning unless something cool or funny happens then cause it would be kind of boring to watch a bunch of high schoolers sitting in a classroom learning. We would also have to video tape what the kids say when they get in trouble or get caught doing something bad because that would be funny. That would be my reality TV show if I could make one.

Entry 3:Super Powers

Super Powers
If I could have any superpower ever I would choose to be like Spider-Man. That would be cool because he has multiple powers. He can climb all over walls, shoot webs, and he is really strong. I think all these (especially the wall climbing) would be cool and useful to have. I would use my powers to climb around everywhere for fun. I would also fight crime and all that stuff. I would love tom climb really tall buildings and jump off and right before I hit the ground make a web and swing away. That would be fun. I would also just help people with my powers. I think it would also be fun when it happens to be really crowded in the hallways to just crawl on the ceiling. I would also make an awesome costume. I would make it lime green, bright red, and bright blue. That would be awesome. I would also make one that was just black so I could blend in at night so I could sneak up on criminals all stealthy and whatnot. I would also want a cool butler to help me and do all the technological stuff. I would also make Noah my sidekick just because I am nice like that. I would also help clean up the earth and stop people from littering kind of like Captain Planet. I would also want all kinds of cool gadgets kind of like Bat-Man. Oh yeah and a cool car like him.

Blog entry no.2 My Bedroom

My bedroom

For this entry I decided to write about my bedroom. It is very messy. My mom says it looks like a pig pen but I don’t really care. Whenever I try to organize it or clean it I end up not being able to find anything because it is not where I am used to it being. We have not painted it yet and I am not sure we ever will because we will be moving again in a few years. It has pink carpeting because it used to be a girls room. I also have some American flags, sings, and an ocelot pelt on my wall. I also used to have pink lights on my ceiling fan but we changed those a while back. I have all kinds of books in my room but at least one half of them are for little kids and the other half I have already read. In my room I have a bed, three dressers (I keep telling my mom I only need two but she will not listen), A really awesome chair that I got for Christmas that is my psp playing chair, and a desk and chair. I have three windows in my room. One object of value in my room is my psp. I love that thing and I play it all the time in the car and stuff. Another object of value is my psp games because without them my psp would be useless. I hope you enjoyed learning about my messy room.

Entry 1: Welcome To My Blog

Welcome to my Blog
Hi I am Jacob Ryun Irons. I am writing this blog for English 1 in Mr. Seleines class. I am a freshman in high school. I will write in this blog throughout this semester. I am a pretty slow typper so I hope I can get these done on time. I Now I will tell you a little bit about me.

Now ill write a physical description about me. I have brown hair and brown eyes. I am Caucasian. I used to have long hair but I cut it so now it’s short. I usually wear t-shirts and jeans. I also usually wear tennis shoes. My favorite t-shirt ever is a Guns n’ Roses t- shirt but I can not find it at the moment. I am not to concerned about my appearance as long as I don’t look that bad.

I like to run cross country and track. I like almost all music except for jazz. I also love to play my guitar and saxophone. My favorite rock groups are Linkin Park, Aerosmith, Guns n’ Roses, and Breaking Benjamin. I love all food but especially Chinese and Mexican food. I also love Steak ‘N Shake. My best buddy Noah is sitting right next to me typing his blog at the moment too.

My goals for this year are to pass all my classes. I hope to medal again in state in cross country before I graduate. I also hope I can get into the 15’s in cross country. I also hope to get a better job.