Week 6A - Yearly Awards

It is now time for the Briggsy awards. I think the most interusting part of the class was the final project. I had a lot of fun doing it. I dont remember the hardest i laughed in class but it was probably at hish singing the into the west song. The most usefull thing i learned to know in the real world is probably that some of those stories of our early country arent true. The best thing about Briggs as a teacher is that he is awsome and at least level 100. Biggs could make this class better by adding on a unit about unicorns.

Week 5A - Dumb Laws

Today we are righting about dumb laws. I’ll be talking about laws from Texas. This first one isn’t exactly a law but Texas created a program to try to control the weather. That’s just crazy and I’m pretty sure impossible. It is also illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. That’s an easy way to get lots of people arrested. Homosexual behavior is also a misdemeanor offence. It’s also illegal to milk another persons cow. None of these laws (except for the milking the cow one) really make since to me. They are just crazy.

Week 4A - Dollar Dollar Bills Ya'll!

If I had $5,000,000 I would put at least $3,000,000 in bank accounts. I would pay some money for Nintendo to make me a custom old school super Mario bros. game. I would want it to be supper hard and fun. I would also probably try to start my own Chinese fast food chain. I would also buy a game system that had every game made for every system up until about the 6th generation consoles. I would also buy a ninja costume except a real one. I would also probably want a katana with that. I might also make a large donation to Sega for them to continue the Dream Cast or to make a new system.

Week 3A - If I Were A...

If I were a type of music I would be classic rockcountrymetaltechnopop. This is because I am very unique. I also like to listen to all kinds of music so I couldn’t choose just one. In this style of music there would be lots of guitars, two to three lead singers, lots of backing singers, a couple drum sets, a couple key boards, a synthesizer, and a banjo. On certain songs there would also be an electric banjo and occasionally a violin. There would also occasionally be comedy songs in this genre that made fun of Green Day and other horrible bands.

Week 2A - A Star is Born

If I had to star in a movie it would be an awesome movie with lots of fight sequences, ninjas, summaries, guns, helicopters, armies, aliens, explosions, grenades, rocket launchers, fast cars, space ships, knights, rock and roll guitar duels with Eddie Van Halen, a banjo duel with the devil, werewolves, bigfoot, the loch ness monster, kung fu fighting scenes, a scene where I train with some awesome old dude in China, and boat chaces. It would costar Arnald Schwarzenegger, Edie Van Halen, Liam Neeson, and the ghost of Bruce Lee. I would film it in Antarctica, China, Africa, Australia, and other places. It would be the best movie ever.

Week 1A - What a Fright!

Today I am supposed to write about the scariest experience of my life. This story probably doesn’t sound scary to most people, but to me it was the scariest thing ever. It happened a long time ago when I was very very young. I don’t remember my exact age. I was walking home from the library with my grandma. She saw a dead owl and decided to show me. I saw it and thought it was like a giant pinecone or something and so I ran up to it. I saw it was really a dead bird and I don’t know why but it scared the crap out of me. Because of that I was terrified of dead birds until I was like 13. Till this day I get a weird feeling in my stomach and my skin starts to feel all crawly like there’s spiders on me when I see dead birds. I hate dead birds.

Week 8 - Gothic Garb

My favorite costume ever was this alien costume. It was very realistic and looked way cool. People seemed to like it a lot. The only problem with it is that if you stay in it to long the eyes will fog up and it gets hard to see. Another good memory I have of that costume is when I wore it to band camp. Me and Michael Roy (who was in a mask also) Went running around the hallways screaming for no reason at all. I also always loved making jack-o-lanterns when I was younger. I haven’t been doing that the last few years but this year me and some of my friends might.